Invitation to tea, never means TEA! As men understand the phrase: a cup of coffee

What is the easiest way to check if a girl wants you, or not? Elementary, Watson: invite her to your tea / coffee / wine. If her answer is in the affirmative - this clearly indicates that she is ready to surrender to you.

This is a funny picture: when you receive an invitation for tea, either party clearly understands that sugar will not be sweet for tea, but at the same time both pretend that they are really determined to drink tea ... well, purely, out of friendly motives . I was always passionately amused by this situation. If everyone understands everything, then why this ridiculous farce? Call a spade a spade! Not "Or maybe drop by for my evening tea," and "Or maybe drop by on my evening anal?". Well, somehow it turns out to be sincere. But at the same time, if you honestly say - the girl will be offended and will not go anywhere. If you lie, she will understand that you are not calling her tea at all, and will not be offended by anything. The true paradox.

Some girls from among the noble ladies, like to be indignant about this topic, you will surely see them below in the comments, saying “This is what you guys have thought up! We are not like that! By tea we mean only friendly tea and chat! ”

They are, of course, lying! It is easy to check in practice: for tea, the girl always comes with freshly shaved intimate zones, still giving away the scent of lotion, in the best and most erotic underwear. Those. She perfectly understands why she is going to drink tea. Because, in fact, it is not convenient to walk in everyday erotic lingerie: when a girl does not have to undress anywhere, for the sake of personal comfort she usually wears either her father’s family members or some terrible old woman retuzas. And if we are talking about the winter season, then all this is taken together. She only puts on beautiful lingerie when she goes to the beach, or for sex. You can, by the way, personally believe in a work colleague, if you know that she has no plans for the evening, except for the house: pull her some jeans off, and from under them you will be greeted by a red pea with an insidious smile, grinning from patched ones men's family panties.

And since all the girls with whom I used to drink tea were exclusively in beautiful underwear, and also tightly worn everywhere where it should be, and clearly worn 15 minutes before leaving the house, this clearly indicates that the girls do an excellent job of trapping a sexual alert sounding like "Come on for tea." And they themselves want this, pretending that they do not understand anything.

By the way, often the girls themselves invite the guys to their tea. In this case, both sides also understand everything perfectly, but for some reason they persistently keep silence on a truly guerrilla scale.

Tea and other drinks, of course, only grains in an infinite variety of space options: you can also invite to watch a movie, and I once invited to feed the fish. Only closer to the meeting I realized what kind of crap I fouled up, because I do not have any fish or an aquarium. To get out of the situation, we had to urgently run to the store for sprats. He put the jar on the table, opened and forced the girl to pour crumbs into it. Interestingly, many people still did not realize that this is a hoax and deception.

There are, of course, rare cases when a girl comes to you for tea, or vice versa - invites to herself, without implying sex. Well, I think these are dishonest women. Only a fallen woman can sink to such dirty insinuations: invite for tea, and really drink tea. With such low girls it is better not to be found! Deceived one, deceive and two! Since even the most stupid girl understands that tea = sex, then most likely this is an evil feminist who has craftily calculated everything to bring you the deepest emotional agony and physiological torment. She will sit opposite you and brazenly revel in your sufferings, seeing how your eyes with each new cup of tea are filled with gnawing hopelessness.

Tea involves sex only in certain cases. For example, if a girl broke a tap and she asked you to fix it, and offered to drink tea as a sign of gratitude, then this does not mean that she sees in you only one inseminator. Tea = unambiguous sex, only if it is stipulated for no particular reason.

Dame can argue to me, they say “Female tea consensus” really means only that “you are interesting to me, I am not averse to continuing further relations with you”. Everything. No more. This does not mean that I should rush to your neck with a cry of passion after tea. ”and again she will lie. Indeed, there is an intermediate stage between “barely familiar” and “intimately familiar”. Why not just have a cup of tea in the gap period?

And everything is simple: Tea in order to get to know the interlocutor better and decide to continue communication with him, or not, is appointed in a cafe. Tea at home implies interpersonal solitude, which in turn implies that everyone knows what.

The invitation to tea is so firmly rooted in the same bundle with sex, which is quite reasonable to ask: what appeared earlier? Tea, or sex? The first mentions of tea belong to the third year BC. And people exist hundreds of thousands of years. So sex has appeared much earlier. But at the same time, people somehow did without tea hints. Were sincere and honest.

In fact, an invitation to tea is not just rooted in the culture - it is a proven, reliable and reliable way to begin communication, which is necessary to evaluate a potential partner. At the same time it is important that there is space for maneuvers, as in diplomacy, with the possibility of refusal with minimal consequences. Ie, if you directly say, “Well, at, let's go have sex?”, Then you can gobble up, if the girl does not perceive you as a sexual partner. This way you will find yourself in an awkward situation. In order to avoid such situations and tea was invented: if you do not refuse, then you will understand what she wants, and if she refuses, you will not be a fool, because you are not rejected, you just offered tea. Pure diplomacy. These techniques Lavrov constantly resorted to disputes with McCain.

However, all the same, even if you have received consent for tea, and you both understand that there will be sex, for some reason it is not customary to speak about the obvious aloud, hiding to the last with tea ceremonies. This is already incomprehensible to me. No, to say "Let's go for tea, and at the same time let's go fucking!" Around lies, hypocrisy and pretense!

True, it is possible to push this pretense to the ritual. Or a game. So somewhat interesting. In the sphere of sexual interactions, rituals are very tenacious: we want to do what someone has already done before us, use proven methods (once after the “invitation to tea” everything went well, then why change tactics next time?).

Although there is a lot depends on the customs of a particular ethnic group. In some ethnic groups it is customary, for example, to invite a lady directly, without tricks. For example, according to one of the most beautiful customs of the peoples of the Caucasus, the girl is inclined to sex not with tea, but with a cry “Eeee, I am your mother and the bedroom! Come here on! ”.

But this is the Caucasus. They have their own atmosphere. And the rest of the people - tea is one of the main binding skrep. Too much Orthodoxy, by the way. So tea is one of the most important achievements of mankind! Drink to your health!

I invited you to tea
No more.
And it all happened by chance
It happened by itself.
I'm like a Japanese samurai
Conquered his love
And on the table, forgotten tea
Alone sadly cooled ...
- gr. "Dick it"

Traditionally, tea drinking implies receiving guests in a not very wide range. This is a party without much pathos, just a reason for the communication of old friends. It is for tea that you can invite old friends who have not been seen for a hundred years. A cup of noble drink is a worthy occasion for a new meeting. The invitation in this case is done orally. Although it is possible to use various written forms, for example, e-mail, Skype or twitter. The more hospitality you show, the better. And it is not necessary to prepare seriously for reception: some sandwiches and sweets, other drinks besides tea are possible.

You can invite employees to drink tea at work. Then it will mean an unscheduled break, the opportunity to chat in the working kitchen. But you shouldn’t insist and turn tea-drinking into a collection of the whole department. Chances are good that finishing will not give you a guide. By the way, the chief can also be invited to drink tea. But only if you have a normal relationship with him and you want to discuss some personal issues with him.

Joint tea party will help in business negotiations. It is not necessary to invite business partners to an expensive restaurant. Often, both parties will feel calmer in the usual tea. A fragrant drink will help establish a more informal relationship. In fact, this is not about an invitation, but about choosing a meeting place.

You can invite to tea and family. This is a great way to exist or warm relations after. Buy something tasty for tea, set the table beautifully and have a good time to invite everyone to it. And most importantly, start an interesting and pleasant conversation. After all, it is for the sake of communication that family tea drinking is usually arranged.

Another thing, if the family has yet to be created, and an invitation to tea is considered as a way to be together. In this case, a simple invitation formula may seem complicated. Use the advice of psychologists who are sure that you do not need to think of another. You say innocent words: "Let's have some tea?" And then follow the reaction.

You can invite a person who is handsome to you both in the cafe and to your home. If your relationship is just beginning, then it is better to communicate in neutral territory first. It is better to do the offer to drink tea after some common thing, when it is logical to have a snack. In this case, the most important thing is to choose the right moment so that your words will sound natural and at ease.

An invitation to tea can be arranged as a sample taken from a hand-cooked cake, cake or tasting a new sort of tea. The main thing is to know what your friend can “peck” on. If you intrigue him correctly, the visit will certainly take place. And then how it goes ...

There are, of course, rare cases when a girl comes to you for tea, or vice versa - invites to herself, not implying sex. Well, I think these are dishonest women. Only a fallen woman can sink to such dirty insinuations: invite for tea, and really drink tea. With such low girls it is better not to be found! Deceived one, deceive and two! Since even the most stupid girl understands that tea = sex, then most likely this is an evil feminist who has craftily calculated everything to bring you the deepest emotional agony and physiological torment. She will sit opposite you and brazenly revel in your sufferings, seeing how your eyes with each new cup of tea are filled with gnawing hopelessness.

The sky has faded, and the stars are lost,
The night dissolves in it without sediment,
Like sugar crystals in tea,
I try to taste the morning, checking
Will it be sweet ...

Therefore, we postpone coffee until the next day
and have some tea today.

In green summer dreams still flying,
And the sun ray has long awakened,
Calling me: - Come on, let's have some tea!
And the tea pair of my soul touched ...

Attracts sleepy look stubbornly
The service is a beautiful nacre luster.
Here so mom called for tea,
I remember the smell of pink in the morning ...

The birds sounded funny couplets,
Pleasant aroma soared above the cup,
Love breeze whispered sonnets
And confused in birch curls.

Beautiful blue dragonfly
I tried a piece of sugar ...
My friends, I invite you to tea!
Well, have a drink with me even a sip ...

Alevtina Markova

It is believed that tea, as a drink, was opened
the second emperor of China, Shen Nung
(Shen Nung) in about 2727 BC. e.
The emperor, known for his concern for
education and public health,
commanded everywhere to boil water for
drinking himself followed this rule.
Legend has it that once, resting in
the shade of a tree, the emperor waited for the water
cool, and then a gust of wind broke
few leaves and dipped straight into
bowler hat.
Nothing like the emperor before
did not try: rich taste and aroma
drink conquered Shen-Nung and gave
him unprecedented strength.

In the years 400-600 n. e. in China is increasing
interest in tea, as a therapeutic drink,
in connection with which the processes are developing
cultivation of tea.
Many tea lovers add to
favorite drink onion, ginger, spices
or orange slices.

Humanity no longer thinks of itself
without tea.
And how different cooking traditions
and drinking tea in the world!

For example, the famous tea shops are amazing.
ceremonies accepted in China and Japan.
They are a little different from each other, but
equally gorgeous in their gourmet
aestheticism.

Tea drinking in french.
“Tea is not a simple drink.
When tea drinking becomes a ritual, it
develops the ability to see the great in the details ”, -
so said about this drink french
writer Muriel Barbary in the novel
"The elegance of a hedgehog."
By the way, after the overwhelming success
books, the author did not move anywhere,
and in the ancient capital of Japan, Kyoto,
where tea rituals are treated with all
seriousness.

Masala Tea - India
Today, India is the largest
tea exporter in the world however drinking tea
in this country only began in the middle of the 19th century,
when the British began to grow and
produce tea in your colony.
Masala cha is a hot
black indian tea drink with
spices, such as cinnamon,
ginger, nutmeg, cloves,
cardamom and pepper.
Sometimes this tea is served with milk.
Each region has its own recipe.
Usually masala cha is drunk in the morning and afternoon and
offered to all guests at home.
In Indian cities and villages Masala Chai
poured on every corner and these tents
become the center of social life
where not only enjoy a drink,
but also learn the latest news and gossip.

There is almost the official English Five about "clock,
when they drink tea with milk
(according to the British -
“Tea without milk is almost a bane”).

Authorship of the tradition of drinking tea at five o'clock in the afternoon
attributed to Anne Russell, Duchess
Bedford.
At the beginning of the 19th century, dinner was taken around
noon, and dinner was late in the evening.
Snappy Anna decided that the best
way to eat and live before dinner
will be a tea party with snacks just
in the middle of the day.
In addition, Anna began to invite her
friends to join her and soon
fay-o-klok became a common tradition
in many high end homes.

According to centuries of tradition, tea with milk
drink with all the English stiffness:
with cupcakes, small talk and discussion
weather

There is tea from the Arab East, which is bottled
in thin glass cups.
In the East, tea, along with coffee, is
ritual reason for unhurried conversation in
coffee shops.

There is a burning Central Asian green
tea, which they drink from the bowl - so saved
from the heat, wrapped in a warm robe and
turning your body into a natural thermos.

There is a wonderful Russian tea party - with
samovar, jam, cakes and donuts.

The use of tea in Russia began in the first
half of the seventeenth century.
It is authentically known that in 1638 four
Pudah tea handed over to the Moscow ambassador
Vasily Starkov for the king
Mikhail Fedorovich Mongolian Altan Khan
Kuchkun in response to gifts brought
Russian ambassadors.
Drinking tea in Russia
constantly growing.

By the XIX century, all estates drank it already.

The first traditions and rituals associated with
tea use were formed
in Russia at the turn of the XVIII-XIX centuries by two
the richest estates of the then
russian society:
noblemen-aristocrats and merchants.

In the nobility environment was borrowed,
with some changes british
tea tradition: drank tea for immaculately
set table, porcelain set,
often with milk.
Tea was served in a dry form, in a special
caddy, and brewed directly
at the table.
The main content of the meeting over tea
there was communication, the tea itself, in fact, played
supporting role.
It was in the nobility environment originally
there was a custom for men to drink tea from
glasses of carved glass in cup holders,
usually silver.
With the spread of porcelain this manner
was forgotten, but later reborn in
tavern tea commoners.
Then they began to drink tea, mixing it
with alcohol, mainly with rum.
Rum, like tea, was imported, was worth
a lot of money and was available to few.

Merchants have created their own tradition of tea drinking,
corresponding to the general trend
exhibit prosperity and well-being
for show
Merchant tea table - this is what
first appears when
it comes to drinking tea "in Russian":
samovar, jam, honey, various
baking - from sushka and bagels to pies
with meat, drinking tea from a saucer.
Merchant tea party was long,
during his drink up to several
dozens of cups of tea.
Repeated tea brewing and manipulation
with several teapots in the course of such
the tea parties were uncomfortable, so the brewer
the kettle was usually used alone,
the tea brewed in it very hard and
got divorced directly in the cup
boiling water from a samovar.

Thus, at the beginning of the XIX century
the tradition of the twin-pot was formed
welding, which is stored in Russia
and to this day.

We in our crazy life brought together
tea party to the simple absorption of hot
liquids, sometimes - horror of horrors! - from a bag and
plastic cup.
There certainly is not great.
Fortunately, it's not too late to fix it.
and learn to drink tea for real.
Travel and traditions help us.
tea drinking in different countries of the world.

Whatever tea you choose today,
let your tea be delicious and fragrant,
and the company is the best!

We will have a tea party today.
Here in anticipation samovar boils.
He was polished to shine
And he puffs on pleasure ...

Lemon slices sliced on a plate
Slices of cake and almonds in sugar.
Apple and plum jam with peach,
Strawberry pie. We do not treat treats!

We sit happy, talk about different things.
We drink fresh tea, it is the beauty of life!
A big cake, of course, that's enough,
Sit down at the table soon, friends!

Natalya Slavyanka

Tea in the cold weather
Body, soul and brains.
Everyone knows exactly about this -
From old men to small fry.

On a feast dedicated to tea
I congratulate you on him!
Drink red or black
And suddenly disappear like smoke

All insults and misfortunes -
They do not catch up!
And the time of power will come
Kindness that will give us tea!

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Do not be afraid. This is just an invitation, for which nothing is worth it. An occasion to get to know each other, not binding on anything. Get ready, it's not scary and easy.

Come up with a reason. But the reason for tea can be a joint campaign somewhere - in the cinema, theater, concert or just a joint trip in one direction. A long joint pastime will sooner or later make you hungry, and at this point you can offer to go somewhere to drink flavored tea. But at the same time - sit and chat.

Get a casual conversation. The occasion is always - viewed blockbuster, collaboration, discussion of tariffs for mobile communication and Wi-Fi access points. During the conversation may appear the same reason, which was mentioned in advance.

Improvise. If the reason is not, you can start from afar. It happens that we have little knowledge of those whom we would like to invite somewhere, and then we have to act in circular ways. It's okay, because the goal is worth it. Involve others and mutual friends to achieve the desired meeting.

Invite already, finally. Take up the phone and call. Write SMS, contact ICQ or knock on Skype. Send a message in the chat or write to the mail. Refer to someone who has long wanted to invite tea. The world will not turn over, but in your life, perhaps, a new person will appear. Indeed, with a small cup of tea, sometimes large novels with a long sequel begin ...

We all happen to be both guests and hosts of a home reception, whether it is a solid family celebration or a modest tea party. Hospitality etiquette involves making any meeting a joyful event and holiday. Invitation to the guests - the sign of the beginning of the desired companionship. How to invite in the guests?

Instruction

Rate the "format" of your reception. One thing is a crowded and magnificent anniversary feast, the other is a meeting of two colleagues without austerity. On this depends the way of the invitation. Traditional ways three:
private
telephone
writing
The first two are designed for close friends and relatives and are suitable for narrow family holidays (birthday, classmates, etc.). Written invitations are the most respectful form. Her practice for significant events - weddings, housewarming and others.

Send an invitation in an envelope - postcard is not recommended. Enter the name and surname of future guests by hand. In the case of an invitation to the spouses, the name of the husband is spelled first (do not confuse with business cards: the wife’s name comes first). It is permissible not to indicate the name of the “second half”: “... NN has the honor to invite Mr. Petrov and his wife”.

In the official invitation, information about the nature of the event, the date, time, venue, and form of clothing is required. Reception time is assigned “with a reserve”: if you invite to a feast, which is scheduled for 19.00, then invite guests by 18.00. In addition, the invitation may indicate your phone number - to confirm or refuse to visit. Sometimes an invitation is attached to the invitation to the venue of the celebration.

Do not forget to send written invitations in advance: to receptions for big celebrations 4-5 weeks before the event, to less significant ones a week. Call in the guests a phone call for tea and coffee is possible three days before the meeting. Especially honored guests invitations are handed in person, not by mail.

note

Do not demand explanations and do not be offended if you receive from friends or acquaintances a polite refusal to your invitation to come to visit: the reasons may be valid.
Do not invite guests through third parties.

Helpful advice

It is useful to know the meaning of abbreviations, which are familiar attributes of "classic" invitations. They are usually imprinted or fit into the lower left corner of the invitation cards. "Just in time" - "s.t", sine tempore. “Belatedly” - “c.t”, cum tempore: the so-called an academic delay of 15 minutes is allowed. “Please reply” - “R.S.V.P”, repondez, s`il vous plait.

Sources:

“Guest Etiquette
how to invite to a holiday in 2017

Moving to a new nom is always stressful, but also room for new impressions. Getting good relations with neighbors can be not only interesting, but also very useful. Who else will help you out when there are not enough products or tools, you need to look after the child and discuss the latest news!

Instruction

Try to remember the neighbors in the face. It is not easy in a high-rise building, but at least the neighbors on the floor need to know. When you meet them in the elevator, always say hello and smile. In the future, they themselves will begin to greet you in return.

Be friendly. Start the conversation yourself, and do not wait for you to be asked about something. Modern townspeople are taciturn and mostly closed. So you have to take the initiative yourself. But people are drawn to positive and open interlocutors, therefore, most likely, they will not refuse to communicate. Start a conversation on topics close to your neighbors: about children, if they have neighbors, about a pet or about the lack of hot water.

Offer help yourself. An elderly person can be offered to go shopping for food or medicine, the young mother can sit with her baby, or hold the door to the porch in front of the pram, and the woman can help with bags. It will not make your neighbor owe you, but it will definitely fix your relationship. From now on you will be able to talk more warmly when meeting.

If you have unnecessary things, it is not a reason to throw them away, especially if the thing is good. Or you have too large a crop of fruits and vegetables, but nowhere to go. Try to offer unnecessary things or harvest to the neighbors, for sure someone will agree to take. But even if not, you will have another reason to make acquaintance and be useful to your neighbors.

Owners of apartments in houses under construction have the opportunity to meet with their neighbors before the move. In social networks now almost always there are groups of houses under construction and quarters. There you can find people who will live side by side and get to know them better in advance, and if people are pleasant, then make an acquaintance. Do not refuse this opportunity, because you live near.

Helpful advice

However, if you are not reciprocated by your friendly conversations, offers to help and the cakes brought, then do not despair. People in big cities are suspicious, and they need time to get used to communicating with strangers, to trust you. Therefore, in no case should not be intrusive. Be polite and talk to your neighbors only when appropriate.